Orang kata bercinta tu biar berpada-pada,
jangan terlalu over nanti binasa jadinya.
Tapi kalau tak over,
matair kata kita ni mcm tak semangat aje!so macam mane?
Pegang kuat-kuat,dituduh control hidupnya,
amik endah tak endah,dikata da berubah,tak se-caring dulu je.
Pening aku dibuatnya!Benda baik yang aku buat,kau buta kan mata.
Tapi silap aku sikit,Aduh!Satu dunia tahu cerita.
Kau kata aku susah nak ajak berbicara.ape tak nye..
asyik balik-balik aku je PENJAHAT-nye!hakim pun malas nak dengar cerita.
Asyik gaduh hal sama.
TAK TAHU NAK KE MANA!
TAK TAHU NAK MAKAN APA!NAK BELI JEANS PUN BYK HALANGAN NYE!
Haizzz.Tulah kata nye org bercinta..Bila mula-mula,sume indah-indah berlaka.
Muka aku masam pun manis kau kata..
Tapi sekarang,bila muka panjang sikit macam Ruler,
kau tuduh aku buat perangai tk semena-mena..
Da boring dengan kau,balik-balik tu je yg kau kata!
PLZLAH!Jgn tuduh merata-rata,buat sakit telinga aje!
Mana janji kita?Nak hidup semati aman damai hingga jumpe di syurga.
Kalau belum kahwin da asyik bergaduh aje,
Tok kadi pun seram nak luluskan pernikahan kita!
Silap-silap tiap hari,tido pat hall lah kau nampaknya..
aku nanti kesana,kau plak entah ke mana.
Yang jadi sasaran,anak-anak kita.Depan family maintain alrite aje.
Balik rumah main jeling-jeling tak tegur sape!
Si laki bergulung2 hisap rokok tembakau cina.
Yg si bini,kunci diri dalam bilik,nangis sampai terkeluar biji mata!Haiya!
Susah jugak nak bercinta ye!Ingatkan senang aje..
Byk dugaan & setan2 yang tengah work hard pat blakang kita tu ye.
Dorang suka aje! Kita Laki bini gaduh,dorang dapat bonus @ the end of the yr.
Makan besar!
Gi clubbing!Ish! Setan pun pandai joget dan minum Beer?
So pe kata kita plak yg bersuka ria?
Forgive &forget....takmo gaduh2...BUANG KAREN JE LAH BRADER & SISTER....
"to me this is interesting.funny.non- malays im sorry."
"i copy and paste from frenster."
I found something funny when i was browsing Friendster.
Darling here.. darling there…
After marriage.
Baling here… baling there..
Before marriage. .
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
“You die, up to you.
“Lagi lama married. .You die I’ll help you!
Before marriage. .
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. . .
You go anywhere. . up to you.
Before wedding
“you are my heart, you are my love”
After wedding
“you get on my nerves. “
Before wedding
“you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella”
After wedding
“you are worse than godzila”
Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I’m stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you!
Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you expensive-la
Before wedding
She looks like SHAKIRA
After wedding
Cant diff. her and gorilla…..
